Monday, March 6, 2006

Tick tick tick tick...tick........tick...

Hello, Dears!

My name is Dr. Beat, and I am the metronome that Jessica was honored with as a Christmas gift. It is unfortunate that I was not accompanied by an A/C adapter! My appetite for 9 volt batteries is insatiable as I have gone through at least three now. It is quite a pity since I am most helpful in countless ways (ha, ha!).

Oh dear, but Jessica recently abandoned me in a practice room overnight! That was simply dreadful. She was lucky though and found me there the next morning, but she learnt her lesson! Now I NEVER get to go to school with her. It is very sad. Instead, she uses that poor excuse for a "metronome" which she aquired in middle school and has been dropped oh so many times, but it will never compare to me! It may be smaller, but size must matter because I am FAR superior! Mwahahaha!

With warmest regards,

Dr. Beat

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dork alert!

Anonymous said...

You want cookies??

Anonymous said...

yeah, i leave my dr. beat at home too. and you get used to the battery spendage....

EW said...

Dr. Beat, let me introduce you and Jessica to Mr. Leash.

Dr. Pimp