I know, another lame quiz.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME
(name of first pet + street you live on):
Monkey Hampshire (or Timmy Louisa Allen)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack):
Josephine Cheez-its

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant):
Schradieck El Chaparral

4. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME
(first initial + first three letters of your last name):
J.Alb (although I think my initials are better: J.La)

5. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite animal + name of high school):
Cat Lee (haha, or Cat Marshall)

6. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
(middle name + city where you were born):
Lauren San Antonio

7. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME
(name of sibling/parent [opposite sex] + cell phone company you use):
David Verizon

8. YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name + first 3 letters of one of your pet's name):
Alb Ohl Mon